My Egregious Hawaiian Shirt
I have a Hawaiian shirt, 2 actually, which my wife hates no matter when I choose to wear them.
Sometimes she tries to appeal to my sense of season
「もう９月のよ！」
So what, its still hot.
Failing that, she tries this tact
「あのシャースは流行遅れよ！」
Oh? A co-worker of hers, a native Hawaiian at that, loves this shirt.
As a last ditch effort, there this:
「あのね、大体あいいうシャースを着る男は中年、女をもてない男だ!」
OK, so that means it’s alright to ‘have one on the side’????
You know, I am surprised that she hasn’t gone and cut the shirts up into rags yet.
