The absolute best genie story- Well, Maybe
Its a tad long, but I like the punch line at the end.
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband cringed,
'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband cringed,
'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked,
'Are you the people that broke my window?''Uh...yeah! , sir.
We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is
necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm genie, and I've
been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released
me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes I'll give you each one wish, but
if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.
'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked,
'Are you the people that broke my window?''Uh...yeah! , sir.
We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is
necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm genie, and I've
been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released
me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes I'll give you each one wish, but
if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.
'Wow,that's great!' the husband said .. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life. ''No
problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!''
'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life. ''No
problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!''
And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a
gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she
said. 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always
be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!''
gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she
said. 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always
be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!''
And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?
''Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more
than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'The husband
looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'She mulled it over for a
few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.Considering our good
fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'You know I
love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'The husband
looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'She mulled it over for a
few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.Considering our good
fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'You know I
love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three
hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes
and asked, How old are you and your husband?''Why, we're both
35,' she responded breathlessly..'No Kidding,' he said.
'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'
